White Gown?
A woman getting married for the fourth time visited a tailor to get a...
Ten Things A Cat Thinks About
I could have sworn I heard the can opener. Is there something I’m not...
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth...
It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
Morals of Story
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend…
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend.She says, “Would you take off your ring? It’s hurting...
Why is red the colour of the University of Georgia?
Why is “red” the colour of the University of Georgia?Because they can’t spell “crimson”...
Blonde and 747 Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?A: Not everyone has...
The stranded lawyers!
Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island for several months.The only other...