What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?”The holy pole...
10 Rejected Sat. Morning Cartoons
“Billy, the Homicidal Smurf.” “Scooby and Shaggy Go To The Retirement Home.” “Archie, the...
cornflakes
Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had...
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo…
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo.They are standing in front of...
Why did Bill Clinton…
Q: Why did Bill Clinton quit playing the saxaphone?A: Because he went to the...
Finding accountants
|A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His...
Fish jokes 03
|Where are most fish found?Between the head and the tail!What kind of fish will...
Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...
Engineer in a bar
There was a mine in a small town that completely collapsed. One of the...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...