A tall woman met a midget at a party…
A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three...
How do you get Visual Aids?
How do you get Visual Aids? – From a nasty poke in the eye.
Arkansas Governor Application
Arkansas Governor Application First name:___________________Last name(if known):_______________________Address (where you live):Mother’s name(list also relation, i.e.,...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
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A preschool teacher thought it would be interesting for her students to learn to...
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A man walks into a doctor’s office with a…
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor:...
You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
What food best describes a man?
What food best describes a man? Jerky