man’s idea of housework?
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To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
At The Circus
A couple took their young son to the circus and when the elephants appeared,...
A farmer and his girlfriend…
A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a strollin the fields when they...
Throw away exhibits
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New element was found
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Wanted: Woman!
Seen in the want ads:A tall well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs,...
Poor Turkey!
When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom...
Ladies Track
What’s the difference between a womens track team and a tribe of pigmee’s?The pigmee’s...
Suzy’s Legs
There were three guys in a new bar that just openened and the bartender...