Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
Our Peak Mental Activity
The years of peak mental activity are surely between age four and18.At four, we...
The game of golf!
In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it...
A mother-daughter conversation
A mother and daughter are sitting down over afternoon tea. The mother wants to...
Mommas So Fat
Yo Mommas so fat that even Richard Simmons makes fun of her!!!!
Yo mama is so old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she...
Why do blondes like blonde jokes?
Why do blondes like blonde jokes?It makes them feel popular.
The priest was preparing a man…
The priest was preparing a man for his long day’s journey into night.Whispering firmly,...
O’Toole volunteered
|O’Toole volunteered to take care of his numerous children so that Mom could have...
Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!