Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
Biblical Ways of Getting a Wife
The Top 16 Biblical Ways To Acquire A Wife16. Find an attractive prisoner of...
Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...
Should have glasses
|A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it...
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world…
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world, old Hillbilly Joe took...
First experience horse riding
|A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior experience...
Cow on train tracks
|A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A...
Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.
Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.