Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
14 Lawyer Quickies.
Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent...
looking for bookworms
|Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!
Anniversary Flowers
A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was...
A folk remedy
A man’s wife had been in a coma for several days following a particularly...
Keeping their marriage together
I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take...
Proffessional Terms
The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. “On...
Paying the Dentist
As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out...
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample…
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample. So the girl At...