Keep the Motor Running
It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old...
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?A toilet only has...
Wrong Diagnosis
A man was walking along a sidewalk in a very gentle manner, almost as...
College Degrees
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the...
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.
A little boy walks up to his father and says…
A little boy walks up to his father and says, “Dad, what does a...
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went…
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If...
Famous Uses of the F Word
What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull...
A department store had to call off its special…
A department store had to call off its special summer sale in August because...
Whats long, hard and full of semen?
Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??A. A submarine.Sent by sam