Weighing In – 2
YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE STEP ON DA SCALE IT SAYS TO BE...
Second Opinion
A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband...
The Blonde Farmer!
A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing...
Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?To stop the snoring before...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IX
Build Vocabulary. Read up on some computer magazines andpick out all the jargon and...
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower…
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?”...
Farm jokes 03
|What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?Lumpy milkshakes!What is...
Sho Is a Wonder
One day Rastus and Liza Jane were sitting at the bus stop when Rastus...