Going to the office
|Hubby – You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?...
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
An elderly man goes into a brothel…
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like...
Golf Clubs
There was a businesswoman who just made a million dollars for an Arabian Oil...
Don’t Say to Pregnant Wife
Things Not To Say To Your Pregnant Wife After Her Ultrasound1) Thirsty? 2) Where...
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?Because the runway was only 25ft...
Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having their period?
Q: How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having theirperiod?A: Their son’s...
The copy machine handout
|In most offices, the photocopier is out of order every now and then. One...