Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
Tombstone Epitaph VIII
Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place...
A large difference
A man went to the doctor’s. The doctor came in and said,”Well, I’ve got...
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?A Cock that...
Wrong Shirt
A clerk was showing a lady a very nice dress shirt and tie.”Now this,”...
Hick computer terms
|Log On: Makin’ the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don’t add no wood.Monitor: Keepin’ an...
Nurses Revenge
Four nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for,...
Fire Truck
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when...
Out of the tree
How do you get a one-armed nufie out of a tree? Wave!How do you...
Bad Santa
A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one...