Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...
A drunk orders himself a beer
|A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk....
Mr. Johnson
Mr. Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip toLouisiana. He immediately...
Who’s perfect.
There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman,...
Blonde quickies 101-120
101. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her...
Grandpa is fine.
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital.”How are you grandpa?”...
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven…
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation.They...
Nowhere, Vermont
Nowhere, VermontSam had been in the hectic newspaper business for twenty-five years when he...
A woman consulted a doctor…
A woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she sufferred from excessive...
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.