Preparing Chickens
Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked...
Gas Attack
There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem...
WARNING: Puns Ahead!
Love ‘em or hate ‘em, it’s Pun time. Puns, or “groaners” like some folks...
Not the best day.
Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell...
A man was driving through West Virginia…
A man was driving through West Virginia looking for a place to move to.He...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out
Computer gender war!
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English...
Scottish Joke
What’s the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings “Hey, Hey,...
Little Johnny Proposes
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....