Bin Laden’s trip to the pearly gates!
After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
Mr.Richman has 3daughters…
Mr.Richman has 3daughters. Their names are nobody, somebody and crazy.One day nobody and somebody...
It’s a Bummer to be an egg!
It’s a bummer to be an egg because…1) You only get laid once. 2)...
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...
Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel?
Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel?It’s for...
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?After a year, the...
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time…
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one...
Q + A Iraqi War Jokes
Q: What’s the national bird of Iraq? A: DUCK! ——————————————————————————– Q: What’s the fastest...