Diet Plan
Did you hear about the heavyset guy who had tried every diet in the...
What’s the difference between acne and a priest?
Ok, kids, here’s the gross one…Q: What’s the difference between acne and a priest?A:...
A fellow in a bar notices a woman…
A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, who comes in on...
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
Stupid Insults 16/31
His pointers are null / uninitialized. His puzzle is missing a few pieces. His...
King of the Jungle
Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk,...
How’d you want them
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them...
Ears
What kind of ear does a train have?an Engineer
Bad Breath
You’re breath’s so stinky I don’t know whether I should give you a breath...
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?A Certificate of Deposit...