30 Ways to Annoy Someone.
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the memo field of all your checks,...
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot…
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows...
I’m going ice fishing!
|A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice...
The bachelor’s diet
|Bachelor’s DietMONDAY:BREAKFAST – Who can eat breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while...
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
Thinnest Books
The Book Of Virtues By Bill Clinton The Amish Phone Directory Mike Tyson’s Guide...
Valentine Day Story
Valentine’s Day Story John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform,...
It’s Dark In Here
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
Pool table
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she’ll rack your balls.
Proctologists
Proctologists Of all the professions we fear, one stands out. No, it’s not “mortician;”...