White House Ghosts
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
How do you get a blonde’s eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her...
He bowled long hops!
|What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?He bowled long hops!
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?Don King.
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor…
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years.They...
Evaluating progress
|A keen analyst: Thoroughly confused.Accepts new job assignments willingly: Never finishes a job.Active socially:...
What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
Q: What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a...
The Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients
|1. Do not expect your doctor to share your discomfort.Involvement with the patient’s suffering...
A-fishin’ We Will Go…
Seems about a year ago (1998) some airplane manufacturer employees decided to steal a...