This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
Will you rember me??
Hey bob,”Will you rember me tomorrow??” “Yes” “Will you rember me next week??” “Yes”...
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...
Airline
A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (It’s a coach Ticket). When she...
Conversation over dinner
Conversation over dinner: WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get...
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
Do you know what a Yankee is?
Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you’re by yourself
The engineer’s terms
|Top 25 Engineer’s Terms and Expressions (What they say versus what they mean)A number...
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there’s...
The NFL team names
|NFL Team Lame Names When a football team is having trouble getting into the...