A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert…
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert, comes to visit...
In the beginning, God created earth and rested…
In the beginning, God created earth and rested.Then God created man and rested.Then God...
Blonde in a Circle
A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front...
Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
Pickup Lines
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Women seeking men
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It finally happened
A man died and went to Heaven. After reaching the gates to Heaven the...
Police officer’s foods
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A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!