A passenger announcement.
This is a passenger announcement. The train on platform one, two, three,four, five, six,...
Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
Timber!
So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day. They had...
One night, an 87-year-old woman…
One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in...
Doesn’t It Annoy You When…
…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is...
Dealing with criminals
|A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was...
Tombstone Epitaph VIII
Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place...
A Senior Citizen
|I am a senior citizen…- I’m the life of the party… even when it...
Who am I?
Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple...
cross a spider and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I’m not sure,...