The Florist
A local florist just went out of business, but it was his own fault.He...
Lawyer and Sperm
What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?At least a sperm has...
What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?
What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?A man will spend...
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
8 boys
A woman had 8 children, all of them boys. So, one day a magazine...
Body Building
A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar, and after a number...
Letter to the Railroad
Gentlemen: I have been riding trains daily for the last two years,and the service...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive