Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went…
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If...
Free drinks for everyone
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Great Pick Up Lines!
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in...
A mouseketeer!
|What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseketeer!
Mail carriers.
What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!
Stand Still, Soldier!
Military training:During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had...
What is your IQ?
|Bob is throwing a party. He decides that, to break the ice at his...
The girl knelt in the confessional and said…
The girl knelt in the confessional and said,”Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.”"What...
Talk like an adult!
The Grade 2 pupils returned to class after the long weekend. Their teacher told...
Too Much!
A couple returned from their honeymoon and it’s obvious to everyone that they are...