A cultural comparison
|Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad. Canadians: Are rather indignant about...
The Lizard of Oz!
|What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?The Lizard of Oz!
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
In the bar.
A guy walks into a bar. He’s a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs...
How Do You Feel?
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
What is two plus two?
|An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as...
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting…
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She’s very lovely, but is best...
Puns Contest
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in...
Golf in the Bedroom
Golf in the Bedroom Rules of Play Each player shall provide his own equipment...