Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
A few words of wisdom
“I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you...
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine?
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine? They both leak...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.2. Blow your nose...
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought…
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought he was a dog was...
What is white and streaks across the sky?
What is white and streaks across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
You have to read the whole thing — Home Economics
You have to read the whole thing: The following is from a 1950′s Home...
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!
Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.