IN THE BAG
|A “tourist,” supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter....
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.
Brain to nerves
How does the brain communicate with the nerves?With a Cell phone!
Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
The “real story” of the three bears..
It’s a sunny morning in the Big Forest, and the Bear family is just...
The eleventh commandment
We have all heard of the ten commandments.Well recently a new eleventh commandment was...
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
What Were You Thinking?
A woman married 35 years asked her husband on their anniversary, “What were you...
Waiting on a long line
|The checkout line at the hardware store was getting longer and longer as the...
Fish
Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they...