Great Lover
He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to...
Worst Analagies Written By High Schoolers
Worst Analagies Written By High SchoolersHe spoke with the wisdom that can only come...
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
A merchant captain and several of his officers…
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic
Did you hear about the blond?
|Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president…
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his...