How do you get a man to do situps?
How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his...
The mistress.
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when an...
What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou...
Ducks in Heaven
Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven. Saint Peter meets...
The Incredible Golf Ball
Two Golfers were approaching the first tee.The first guy goes into his golf bag...
How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!
MAFIA Valetine Card Verses
My love for you… it came and went. So your feet are now in...
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?A mobile sperm bank.
Super Bowl Tragedy
Bob received a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his company. Unfortunately, when...
Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...