Saintly Naivete
I’ve never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a...
Both Golf
“Honey, I have a confession to make,” a guy told his bride. “I’m a...
It’s Dark In Here
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
Trucker Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg…
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago wasstranded late one night...
Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...
Polish Gold Medal Winners
Hear what the Poles did with all their gold medals?Went home and got them...
Paying bills
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, “I want to...
Shopping for goods
|A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and...
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...