yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Elephant jokes 14
|Why shouldn’t you take an elephant to the zoo?Because he’d rather go to the...
A man walks in to a doctors office…
A man walks in to a doctors office and says, “Doctor you must help...
Book Titles
“Bloody Stump” by: Rusty Zipper”Sliding Down a Flagpole” by: Dick Burns”Brown Spots on the...
Why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?
why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?he only had 2...
snap, crackle and pop
|What goes “snap, crackle and pop”?A firefly with a short circuit!
A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work…
A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work and were deciding...
The 5 toughest questions!
The 5 toughest questions that women ask men, and the answers…The questions are:1.What are...
Point Of View
1. I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.2....
Contacting a friend
|Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other...