Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks…
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks. As thebartender watches he...
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?A Slut sleeps with everyone,...
Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...
Americans
Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it...
Pre-Mammogram Exercises!
*** Pre-Mammogram Exercises! ***Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there’s no...
Man’s Intention
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?The same urge that...
Don’t be sexist…
Don’t be sexist… broads hate that!
Safe to swim here?
|While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could...
First Man?
The newlyweds were on their honeymoon when the groom asked, “Honey, you can tell...