I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
What women would do if they had a penis for a day
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find...
Murphy won the Irish Sweepstakes
|Murphy won the Irish Sweepstakes $100,000.00 and was on a long holiday in America....
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irishfuneral?One less drunk.
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!
Heaven Help Us
Three men die and go to heaven. When they get to the pearly gates,...
Roll of toilet paper
|How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?We don’t...
Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...
Pick up line
Q.What’s te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get...