What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob
An emergency landing
|According to “The Australian,” an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided...
Polak Lunch
There are three construction workers on top of a building having lunch. One Italian,...
The Pastor\\\’s Last Stand
A Pastor was walking past a pet shop one day when he noticed a...
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A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil’s hands. “You will be spending...
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A man and his wife of more than 50 years were rocking back and...
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An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. An XT clone in a Pentium zone....
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The little puppy
One day there was a little puppy dog laying beside one of the rails...