Soviet Sausage Joke #1
Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.Capitalism and Communism arrive...
Arizona Crazy Law
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Any misdemeanor committed...
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
Jonah and the Whale
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it...
Princess Di and Mother Theresa
You know how Princess Diana and Mother Theresa died around about the same time?...
Spicy 50th Honeymoon
For their golden anniversary, a couple decides to repeat their honeymoon trip. They drive...
I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...
A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...
Grandma’s peanuts
A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him.While...
Things adults learn from their kids.
There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on...