Things Found Only In America
1. Only in America…… can a pizza get to your house faster than an...
The little puppy
One day there was a little puppy dog laying beside one of the rails...
Monkies in a tree.
There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of...
How can you tell?
“Old Jethro’s next door’s a-makin’ moonshine again.” the wife told her husband.”How can you...
Problems and Male Gender
Ever notice how so many of women’s problems can be traced to the male...
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he...
Alot Alike
Q: Why are tornadoes and marriage alike?A: They both start with a lot of...
During WW II an American soldier…
During WW II an American soldier had been on the front lines in Europefor...
Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
Undecided
The confused young man couldn’t decide whether to marry Kathryn or Edith. Try as...