Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Can’t remember
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.When...
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.
AVOID SOCIAL BLUNDERS WITH THESE HELPFUL WEDDING HINTS
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Nice Car!
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce....
Descriptions of people you may know!
Some useful descriptions of people you may come into contact with from day to...
A small dissapointment
Two GI’s in the Vietnam war have been stuck in a trench for three...
Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
The Blonde Potatoe
A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head where driving down the road, when a...