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Arkansas Vasectomy
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Camel Questions
A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks,...
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ice fishing
A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice...
Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she’s like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run...
The perfect couple.
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a...