The dinner guests!
A Jewish family invited their Redneck neighbors over for holiday dinner. The first course...
Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...
Did you know that the night Santa first met his future wife…
Did you know that the night Santa first met his futurewife he uttered the...
Didja hear the news
|”Didja hear the news?” asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. “Harrigan drank...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
Letter to God
Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday...
Bilingual Dog
A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. “Well,” says...
Notice of a Class Action Suit
I was wondering if anyone else is having a problem with the Carbon Based...
Chinese learned this
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Definition of bad lover
Definition of bad lover:An earthquake occurs during sex. Afterwards he asks the woman if...