Having the equipment
A couple went on vacation to a resort up north. The husband liked to...
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A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus…
A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus and stands in front of...
Tell what happened
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The little darlings were all in their seats on the first day of school...
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