What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
Jokes for the Ladies!
Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?A: Single women come home, see...
irish … light bulb joke
How many Irishmen does it take to replace a light bulb?30, 2 to hold...
I’ll just call my lawyer about this
|Another on that I have seen pulled is to have someone speak out at...
How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse…
Q: How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher,...
Curing a Cough
The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily...
Baptizing the Drunk!
A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river.He...
Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How...
How to Hunt Elephants — Sales Style
How to Hunt Elephants — Sales StyleSalespeople don’t hunt elephants but spend their timeselling...
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs?
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs? So they won’t hump women’s...