A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt…
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.”Reach up there...
A bad day
There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays...
Carstianity
“Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo.” Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the...
Blonde Coyote
Did you hear about the blonde coyote? She got stuck in a trap, chewed...
The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...
Why women talk more than men
Why do women talk more than men, and why are men smarter than women?Because...
I have a keyboard error
|A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on...
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Three. one to screw...
Your Daughter is Pregnant
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...