How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari…
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari F-50...
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with…
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it.So I said...
A man, being on top of a woman…
A man, being on top of a woman, says after a while: “Honey, your...
Santa Takes Out the Male Deer
What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on...
Appear on television
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Tuns of Puns! Part II
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalog.How you get down from...
What’s In a Name?
An actor auditioned for a part in a musical comedy many years ago. The...
A little girl came running into the house crying…
A little girl came running into the house crying and miserable from a small...
Safe to appear
Don was looking for a little “action.” He picked up a sweet young thang...