Why can’t you be like that?
|Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
Math
Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.
What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?
Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?A: 20 class rings...
Definition of a Wife!
Definition of a Wife:(B)eautiful (I)ntelligent (T)alented (C)harming (H)omemaker
How do you change a blondes mind?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Blow in her ear.
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t…
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t getting any ducks. “What do you...
A different father
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
Ant jokes 02
|What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?Your great-ant!Who was...
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
Sex drive is too high.
A feeble old man is in his doctor’s office having a check-up. The doctor...