What movies teach us
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Coffee is better than Women.
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Ford
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Insulted
When the husband came home from his job, he found his wife crying. “Your...
First Thing to do after Jail
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A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane…
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying tothe Far East. Over...
Brain to nerves
How does the brain communicate with the nerves?With a Cell phone!
Polish Battle Ship
Q. How do you sink a polish battleship? A. Put it in water!
When you know you must really be drunk
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