Jumping blonde
A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the top of a burning building....
Yo mama has
one leg and a bicycle. 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. so much...
Leave them to slug it out!
|What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it...
Changed my mind!
This bloke picks up woman at the local pub. They go for a romanticwalk...
Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing...
1,000 lawyers…
What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?A good start!
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb…
An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and inthe center...
The Pharmacist
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
All numbers are equal
|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t =...