Blonde quickies 231-240
231. Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides...
What is a mans idea of foreplay?
What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital…
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital in the middle of the night,...
The Golden Toilet
There was this guy, let’s call him bob. One night Bob went to about...
Guess what?
Guess what? You’re pregnant!
The big test!
An older couple had a son, who was still living with them. The parents...
Top Things You Should Not Say To A Judge
“I got your community service right here pal!” “Boy your chamber sure does look...
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar…
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night...
The Pharmacy
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As...