50 Things to Do in a Mall
1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond. 2. Try...
The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
The Urinalysis
One day, John’s tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in...
History Lesson
A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally...
Help me…I’m hooked!
Is there a 12 step, support group, or such?For those of us folks who...
No Such Thing As Good Man
Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women...
A fortunate coincidence
John: “I’m glad you named me John.”Mother: “Why?”John: “Because that’s what all the kids...
How come Mike Tysons eyes always water during sex?
How come Mike Tyson’s eyes always water during sex? Mace…
A pregnant woman is about to give birth…
A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery...
At the Amusement Park
A young man took a blind date to an amusement park.They went for a...