Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
Ventriloquist
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
I’m Turner Brown
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
Oral Sex Lately?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked. While he was...
Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?
Q: Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?A: Because of all the cheetahs.
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.
Delivering a baby
|A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.It was...
He shouldn’t have asked!
MR. SMITH got himself a new secretary.She was young, sweet and pretty.One day, while...
A burglar is in big trouble
|A burglar has just made it into the house he’s intending ransacking, and he’s...