Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
Suffering From Dilutions
Peter and Jim were partners in a profitable painting-contracting business. Unfortunately, they weren’t entirely...
Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing...
How old are you?
|A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on...
Is he still wrong?
If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is...
The local priest came across Paddy who had…
The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern.”Paddy,”...
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn’t explode when you...
Some famous lines in history!
As Jack the Ripper’s mother said to her son, “How come you never go...
You Have VD
What’s worse than having your doctor tell you that you that you have a...
The snoring stopper!
A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can’t...