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New Work Policies
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What do Chinese people…
What do Chinese people name their retarded children?Som Ting Wong
Restoring her youth!
After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery “down...
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What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
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May I speak to the conductor
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