A New Priest
A new priest is being given instructions on what to do when he takes...
mBragging about old times
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. “Why, my...
Horsie Ride
Little Johnny is passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my...
Bear and Squirrel
Deep in the woods sat a bear and a squirrel at the communal latrine....
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
The locked up car keys…yee-haa!
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on...
An abstract joke
Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by....
Tongue Twisters
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sitsdown...
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...